The Spiritual Reasons We Love Computers Golf and Men
According to the Big Bang Theory, this current version of the Universe arose 15 billion years ago. The Earth formed 5 billion years ago. Chi Chi Rodríguez was born 72 years ago into a poor Puerto Rican family with 5 brothers and sisters. His father earned $18 a week doing manual labor and tending cows. When he was 7 years old, Chi Chi Rodríguez got a job carrying water on a sugar plantation in Puerto Rico. Based on the nature of Chi Chi Rodríguez alone, the United States should allow all Mexicans to enter the United States of America.
The United States, Mexico, and Canada should become one country. We would have Alberta oil, which is much larger than all the oil in the Middle East, the Great Lakes and Cancun. In fact, we should eliminate all man-made countries and thus stop wars between nations and stop spending all our profits on killing machines. “Imagine there are no countries, it’s easy if you try.”
We all love computers because they allow us to put our thoughts on paper and share them with other people around the world in articles, blogs, emails, myspace, facebook, blog comments, interactive newspapers that allow comments, free world wide video, messaging instant audio and text, and internet dating sites. In other words, computers and the Internet are the cure for loneliness in a society that has suffered from the breakdown of the traditional family structure. Combined with your TV and phone you can lock yourself in your room and continue to have an exciting social life indefinitely. We no longer need 5 brothers and sisters, our parents and grandparents and monopoly boards to entertain us.
All the information in the world is on your keyboard. With webmd.com we will soon have no need for doctors. With wikipedia.org we will soon have no need for schools. With live chat porn sites, soon our boyfriends won’t need us. We will be reduced to old maids reading our spam.
The physical reason we love computers is that they don’t require any physical effort. We can spend our days writing and feel like we’ve really done something. When Chi Chi Rodríguez was 7 years old he became a caddy. He made a guava tree branch into a golf club and used a coke can for a golf ball. He then taught himself golf by watching the golfers he caddyed for and the next thing he knew he was traveling the world imitating Zorro in Shell’s The Wonderful World of Golf with “The King.”
“The King of Kings” became famous for the invention of books. “The King” became famous for the invention of televisions. Paris Hilton became the modern day Aphrodite due to the invention of personal computers and the Internet around the time that Paris, the heiress, was born in the lap of luxury, the Century Regional Detention Center. In the old days, people read fiction books, magazines, and tabloids. We now know that real-time truth on tmz.com is much stranger than fiction. We are all voyeurs who love to see the powerful fall from grace. sue us Charge us $250,000 for sharing 9 songs. Still, it will never stop us from using our computers.
Chemistry is an important part of any relationship. How can you be faithful to one person for your entire life, which is now twice the lifespan of our ancestors thanks to modern medicine, if that person doesn’t turn you on? It may sound superficial, but there is a part of the human brain that feels good when it sees a beautiful image and cringes when it sees an ugly image. We love computers because websites are full of beautiful pictures, colors, and images and they make us feel good. It is a known fact that suicide rates double in homes without computers. So what if I just made it up? sue me
Here comes the spiritual reason why we love computers. Many people have experienced near death experiences. These people have died medically. While they were dead, the white light of the Holy Spirit that lived in their body left their body. In some cases, their hospital rooms had drywall up to the first 8 feet and then glass for the top 2 feet. Their spirits floated to the top of the room where they saw their husbands at the nurses station trying to pick up the nurse who had three windows open on her computer, one monitoring patients, another to an internet dating site and another being done. time scores at thegolfchannel.com. Suddenly, the doctor brought the woman back to life. When her husband entered her room, the dead woman said, “I see Chi Chi Rodriguez is losing to Jack Nicklaus in the US Senior Open 18-hole playoff.” While she was dead, the woman saw the computer and the tunnel of bright white light to Heaven, the gateway that people have been taking back to Heaven for 5 million years, in another dimension.
In “I Am the Walrus”, the Beatles sang “I am he as you are me and we are all together”. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yNcE8c3j2M There are atoms in your body that were part of all living beings in history. In the Chinese Confucian religion there is the idea that humans and nature become one. In the Buddhist Religion there is the belief that all living beings are equal. Your white light Holy Spirit is the God who lives within all of us, regardless of our belief.
Yesterday, President George Bush said that regardless of faith, we all pray to the same God. Jews, Christians and Muslims pray to the same God who carved the 10 commandments in stone on Mount Sinai 3,200 years ago last Wednesday. God of Mount Sinai is also known as God the Father, Jesus Christ, The Holy Spirit, Allah, Elohim, Yehovah, Hashem, and Adonai. The white light of the Holy Spirit within all of us is like gravity; It doesn’t matter if you believe in it or what you call it or know about it, it will still push you in the right direction. Because this Holy Spirit lives in all of us on Earth, King David said, “You are all gods, you are all sons of God.” (Psalm 82:6 in the Old Testament, the Holy Scripture of Judaism, Christianity and Islam. Islam also follows the New Testament and the Muslim Messiahs are Jesus Christ and the Mahdi).
Unfortunately for humans, we always focus on our little differences while completely ignoring our vast similarities, including human DNA, men, golf, and computers. When we die and enter the light, we become one with the souls of everyone else. You are God, (Holy White Light), you are part of God, you are one of God’s children. God carved “Don’t Murder” in stone because when you murder you are murdering God, and the God in the other person sees you doing it. The reason we love computers is because when we look at the white light from our monitors we feel like we are back home in the tunnel back to heaven and it makes us feel happy and at peace like we feel when we die and leave our bodies and time slows down. We love being bathed in white light.
Meanwhile, back on Earth, what is the meaning of life? We are here to experience feelings, both joy and pain. People love going to the track because they go from the lowest to the highest. People ask “Why do bad things happen to good people?” An angel must suffer on earth in order to learn from his suffering, so that he can then help others to overcome the same problem.
We are living in traumatic and frightening times with threats of world nuclear war, global warming, extinction of polar bears and walruses, only 25 years of oil left and economic worries. The number of major issues beyond our control is sick and makes us sick. We love computers because when we click, the computer does what it is told. Psychologically, criticism and control make us feel better about ourselves.
There is no greater feeling than helping others. We love computers and golf because they allow us to try to help others. Let us approach the light, do not exclude us, because we have sinned, oh Glorious God of Mount Sinai, Buddha, Krishna, Chinese God, all the names of God. Or as Chi Chi Rodríguez prayed during his 30 victories: “Inside the cup, let me get close, don’t take me from my lips, because I have sinned, oh glorious God.” There’s nothing like the feel of a well-hit five-iron soaring into the mountains of Palm Springs, California. Ask Morgan Pressel. Computers are like dogs. His love and light is unconditional.