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Top 50 Women’s Quotes

  1. “There are three easy ways to lose money: Racing is the fastest, women are the nicest, and farming is the safest.”
    –Lord Amherst
  2. I got married below me. All women do it.
    –Lady Nancy Astor
  3. “Women love a lie that saves their pride, but never an unflattering truth.”
    –Gertrude Atherton
  4. “It’s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have time.”
    –Tallulah Bankhead
  5. “If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving a baby’s life, she will choose to save the baby’s life without even considering whether there are men on base.”
    — Dave Barry
  6. “Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who turned down the dessert cart.”
    –Erma Bomback
  7. “I’m the kind of woman that, when I walk into a party, all the other women walk out of the room… I think people scare me… I’m a bad girl.”
    –Lara Flynn Boyle
  8. “Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Women are like cats. Yell at a cat once…they’re gone.”
    –Lenny Bruce
  9. “Bandits demand your money or your life; women demand both.”
    –Samuel Butler
  10. “What a strange thing is the man and what a strange thing the woman”.
    –Lord Byron
  11. “Most great men and women do not have perfectly rounded personalities, but are people whose driving enthusiasm is so great that it makes their flaws seem insignificant.”
    –Charles A. Cerami
  12. “The problem with some women is that they get excited about nothing ~ and then marry him.”
    — Dear
  13. “Heaven has no fury like love turned to hate, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.”
    –William Congreve
  14. “Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three-dollar pantyhose that don’t run.”
    –Phyllis Diller
  15. “A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. ~ An optimist is one who hopes they are.”
    –Senator Chauncey Depew
  16. “Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract and then goes near it deserves all the consequences.”
    –Isadora Duncan
  17. Let’s treat men and women well, let’s treat them as if they were real. Maybe they are.
    –Ralph Waldo Emerson
  18. “The agenda of feminism is basic: It asks that women not be forced to choose between public justice and private happiness.”
    –Susan Faludi

  19. “A woman can look both moral and exciting, if she also looks like a great fight.”
    –Edna Ferber
  20. “The big question ~ that I have not been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research on the female soul, is ‘What does a woman want?'”
    — Sigmund Freud
  21. “There is nothing so bad in this world that a sensible woman cannot fix in the course of an afternoon.”
    — Giraudoux
  22. “Instead of remarrying, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.”
    –Lewis Grizzard
  23. “A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s. She changes it more often.”
    –Oliver Herford
  24. “The man has a will, but the woman gets away with it.”
    –Oliver Wendell Holmes
  25. “One of the hardest things in the world is convincing a woman that even a bargain costs money.”
    –Edgar Watson Howe
  26. “A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman as bad as she dares.”
    –Elbert Hubbard
  27. “The whole life of a woman is a story of affections.”
    –Washington Irving
  28. “You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.”
    –Erica Jong
  29. “A woman’s guess is much more accurate than a man’s certainty.”
    –Rudyard Kipling
  30. “Because I’m a woman, I have to go to unusual lengths to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, ‘She doesn’t have what it takes.'” ~ ‘ They will say: ‘Women don’t have what it takes.’
    –Clare Boothe Luce
  31. “Behind every successful man there is a woman, behind her is his wife.”
    –Groucho Marx
  32. “A woman will always sacrifice herself if you give her the chance. It’s her favorite form of self-indulgence.”
    –W. Somerset Maugham
  33. “High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.”
    –Christopher Darlington-Morley
  34. “I wonder why it is that young men are always warned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It’s the good girls that men should be warned against.”
    –David Niven
  35. “If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would be meaningless.”
    –Aristotle Onassis
  36. “Women are like tea bags, put them in hot water and they get stronger.”
    –Eleanor Roosevelt
  37. “Not being there when a man wants her is a woman’s greatest sin, except being there when he doesn’t want her.”
    –Helen Rowland
  38. “Men forget everything; women remember everything. That’s why men need instant replays in sports. They already forgot what happened.”
    –Rita Rudner
  39. “Someone once asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men and I gave the common sense answer that we don’t have that much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women’s instinct to gamble is satisfied. by marriage”.
    –Gloria Steinem
  40. “Given the expectations of society at large, men are generally correct in their assumption that it’s important for a woman to have a man. What they don’t understand is the pathetically small difference WHICH man makes.”
    –Gloria Steinen
  41. “There are worse occupations in this world than taking a woman’s pulse.”
    –Laurence Stern
  42. “Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s clothes and then complain that he is not the man she married?”
    –Barbara Streisand
  43. “Men at most differ like Heaven and Earth, but women, the worst and the best, like Heaven and Hell.”
    –Alfred Lord Tennyson
  44. “It’s strange what a man can do, and a woman thinks she’s an angel.”
    –William Makepeace Thackeray
  45. “I hate women because they always know where things are.”
    –James Thurber
  46. “From birth to 18, a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, good personality. From 55, she needs good money. I’m saving my money “.
    –Sophie Tucker
  47. “Women are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one can make your dreams come true.”
    –Unknown
  48. “When women mess up, men chase after them.”
    –Mae West
  49. “I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist every time I express feelings that differentiate me from a doormat.”
    –Rebekah West
  50. “Anything women have to do, they have to do twice as well as men to be considered half as good. Luckily, this isn’t hard.”
    –Charlotte Whitton
  51. “I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.”
    –Virginia Woolf

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