Ugly Christmas Sweater Shopping: On The Hunt
If you’re wondering how, “Dress like it’s 1994 AND party in THE PRESENT,” then you’ve come to the right place. More specifically, we’ll show you how to dress up as a gift, or at least how to pull off an ugly Christmas sweater while still being that good natured boy / girl you act out with at parties. As with any daring fashion decision, confidence is key! But first, you have to find that fantastic sweater!
Securing the perfect party sweater is no small feat. Where are the gems hidden, you ask? In closets, in thrift stores, online, and possibly in your own closet …
Hooking guide
Well, mom or grandma’s closet is a place to look. The trick here is to flatter and not offend. If your mother and / or grandmother are not particularly fashionable, be sure not to borrow an “ugly sweater.” Order something cute and Christmas and you will probably find exactly what you need!
Online shopping guide
Sometimes the easiest, fastest, and most fun way to shop is online from the comfort of your home. You can browse your snuggie and find some of the MOST HILARIOUS sweaters around the world directly on the world wide web.
Second hand shopping guide
If you are not a seasoned professional bargain hunter, prepare yourself for an adventure into a whole new realm of retail. A crazy mix of the good, the bad, the ugly, and a ton of WTF? Thrift stores are notoriously littered with old scrap metal, but amidst the crowded scrap shelves, you might just find a diamond in the rough. The thrill of the chase is exciting for seasoned professionals, but it can be overwhelming for newbies.
Helpful tips: Go to the Christmas / Season / Holidays section. Every thrift store will have one at least a month before Christmas. This is where all of the holiday savings you’ve saved over the past 12 months is proudly displayed. It often saves you a lot of work!
If you’re worried about money, honey, go where the deals are! Thrift stores often have sales, cut outs, deliveries, half-price days, and sometimes “all the junk you can fit in a paper bag” sales. So keep an eye out for supersales.
Sometimes these stores can get trapped. So go early, go often, and try to find some more gloomy stores. That is where the treasure is hidden! Believe me, I am a seasoned professional.